My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
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go home
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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