I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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