omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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