do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
MIDGETS
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He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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