so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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