That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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