Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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