marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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