Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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