What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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