I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Randomize
