Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
