I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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