You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
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