problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
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