They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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