Don't you send me to vm
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
he fucked my hip out of place.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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