bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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