you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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