Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
she looked like the before picture.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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