70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
we're making bets on your personal life
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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