Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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