He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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