One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I think I just sharted jello shots
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