I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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