OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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