North Korea, Best Korea!
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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