Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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