nut hugger
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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