i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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