i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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