nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
tequila makes me forget i have legs
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Randomize
