I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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