I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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