he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
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