ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Public service announcement: if you would like to continue receiving blow jobs, a 25% increase in fuck-giving will be expected immediately, and you're expected to give an actual flying fuck at least once a week. Brought to you by the ad council.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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