i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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