He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Randomize
