I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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