BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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