Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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