Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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