I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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