I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
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