Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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