I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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