direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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