on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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