why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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