Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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