Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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