i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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