So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I'm sobbing to NWA
You've changed since you got that strap on
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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