You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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