My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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