Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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