Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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