i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
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